Yo Mama Jokes

Waiter,
waiter, do you have frog's
legs?
Certainly, Sir!
Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Interupt.... MOO!!
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Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in

common ?
A. Nothing, yet.
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IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place" 35 "Just come over." 48 "Just come over and cook." 66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.
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Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
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Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.
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A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breastsof a 25 year old."The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."
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Two blondes are on
opposite sides of a
lake.

One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other
side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells
back.
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Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY.
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You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
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