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Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
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Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
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Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
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Random Jokes
One day in the Garden of
Eden, Eve calls out
to God, "Lord, I
have a problem!"
"What's the problem,
Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this
beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious
comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?"
came the reply from above.
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Eden, Eve calls out
to God, "Lord, I
have a problem!"
"What's the problem,
Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this
beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious
comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?"
came the reply from above.
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Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.
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Q: What's the only thing worse than a
bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
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bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
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|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it , then slow down again once he'd got over it. One day, he took a passenger, who was understandably unnerved by his driving style, and asked him why he went so fast over junctions.
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What do you call an alien
starship
that drips water?
A crying saucer.
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starship
that drips water?
A crying saucer.
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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
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orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.
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Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?" Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back.
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