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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant."No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because
they make themselves cross.
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Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire
Chief two Lotus Notes
Gurus ?
A. FireWeb .... of course!
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There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster went into the local watering hole. The bar was empty except for one lonely soul at the other end of the bar."Hey bartender" said the Engineer, "I'll have a beer and pour another one for my friend down at the end there.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. * Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. * For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. * He who hesitates is probably right.
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Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty blocks. Then he found outit was his grandmother.
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What place of business helps dogs who have lost
their tails?
A retail store.
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|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
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In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness wasupon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves,saying... "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.
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Who never gets his hair wet in the

shower? A bald man.
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