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An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says: "Tail gunner to pilot...Tail gunner to pilot.."The eagle says "what do you want?"The mouse asks how high up they are.
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Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
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What kind of apple has a
short temper?
A
crab apple.
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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
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Doctor, Doctor I'm a
burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?
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As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the frontof his head, it?s because he?s a great thinker.Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it?sbecause he?s sexy.Unfortunately, when a man is bald both front and back, heonly thinks he?s sexy...Sent by Buddy
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If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it away from you, it's mine.If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.If it's mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter what.If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
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Policeman: Why
didn't you obey that
stop sign?
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because

there's no point in it.
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You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2.
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